A couple of weeks back, wifey dear was diagnosed with Dengue. Before you panic - she is alright now and recovering.
She might not be afraid of anything else, but post this incident, she is definitely scared of mosquitoes. Oh... I so envy you.... you lucky mosquitoes....
However that's not the only thing that has changed; there are many other. For example, my contribution to Indian economy has increased.
Fruit sellers have started earning more (of course from my pocket). A nariyal pani wala has got a new daily customer.
She might not be afraid of anything else, but post this incident, she is definitely scared of mosquitoes. Oh... I so envy you.... you lucky mosquitoes....
However that's not the only thing that has changed; there are many other. For example, my contribution to Indian economy has increased.
Fruit sellers have started earning more (of course from my pocket). A nariyal pani wala has got a new daily customer.
Shares of companies like Odomos, Mortein, All Out etc. are soaring. We're using so many products that mosquitoes have started behaving like whales. Doesn't make sense? Here is how - just like a whale has to emerge out of water for breathing, mosquitoes have to step out of our apartment for fresh air.
Supermarkets like Easy Day, More. are seeing huge profits. Why? Because sometimes we might enter the store to pickup just one item, but we never NEVER come out with just one item. And, if anyhow (in rarest of rare cases) we come out with just one item, it is never NEVER the item that we went inside for.
Dr. Lal Pathlabs' business is flourishing. Now whenever I enter their premises, I wonder if they are going to welcome me with flowers.
I've also started wondering whether Airtel & Vodafone are planning to give me any discount because of so many calls that we have been receiving.
Papaya leaves from nearby papaya tree have vanished. Now I've to get them from a neighbouring society (on a serious note - papaya leaves have been very useful in wifey's recovery). Entire kitchen seems to have been papaya-fied :)
So, the only good thing that has happened is - I've started contributing in household activities! I call it shramdaan (श्रमदान); although some people prefer to call it "life of a husband". What? You don't agree? You feel it's not really a good thing for me. Well, this proves two things:
1- You are my true well wisher :)
2- Who said that the good thing was for me, it's for my dear wifey. Get well soon honey!!!
