- All kids would be wide awake when it is impossible for the parents to keep their eyes open.
- All kids would kick away quilts whenever the weather is cold and parents would have to sleep in chunks of 30 minutes throughout the night, to ensure that the baby remains covered.
- All kids would perform their potty rituals when parents are halfway through their meal!
- All kids would resist with full might when parents try to bathe them, but would play for hours in water when left unattended.
- All kids wouldn't leak a drop when parents take them to the bathroom, but would wet the bed/sofa/chair within next few minutes.
- All kids would definitely try to lock the bathroom door from outside when you're inside & have forgotten to secure the latch (so that you don't get locked in accidentally).
- All kids would kick away the adorable teddy at first sight of laptops (love at first sight).
- All kids would instantly fall in love with noodles, chips, burger, fries etc. (love at the first bite).
- All kids would try to eat everything that is within their reach, except the food that they should be eating.
- All kids would continuously & happily recite poems, names of different persons, objects, etc., except when asked to do so. Probability increases in ratio with no. of guests present.
- All kids would preferably try to wear their parents' footwear leaving their own unnoticed.
- All kids would have desperate urge to throw important objects in the commode.
- All kids would be fascinated with balcony railings. Higher the distance from ground, higher is the fascination.
- All kids would cast havoc upon their parents, but would behave as the world's best baby in presence of guests!
5 comments:
I certainly did pt 5, locked my mother when she was in bathroom and no one else was at home :)
In recognition of your performance and contribution, your designation is being revised to daddy 1.1 or mummy 1.1 :))
Moment I reach home, my daughter grabs and wears my shoes... and tries to walk all around the house.
After playing, she keeps her socks into one shoe and my socks in another shoe.
Nice post Sir!!!!
Piku is enabling you to learn a lot of things and your post enables us.
Keep posting !!!!
prabhu, geeta sar keh diya aapne, too good :) jaise murphy's law hain waise ye Anand Mohan's law kehlaye jayenge :) Brilliant observation again and the usage "love at first byte" too creative :) hats off for dat !!!
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