- We all love to see the spam email that reads "Congratulations!!! You've won 89,389,550 dollars..."
- Whatever may be the call rates, the caller always feels happy if the call duration ends on 59th second... of any minute..
- If you call any person after a long while; you would definitly hear the question within few minutes: "और, मौसम कैसा है वहां पर? (how is the weather)"... as if they can do something about it...
- One who buys loads of stuff is suppossed to be filthy rich, but in fact he might have become poor because his money was spent in shopping...
- When we don't have to say anything during chat we type... "hmmm...."
- We might spend hundreds on 'faltu' shopping, but would always try to park the vehicle elsewhere to avoid parking charges...
- A transliteration gone awry - one day I was passing through a market when I noticed a board on a shop that read "कैलोपतरा" (kailopatra). I thought that someone is referring to "Kaila Devi"; but then I saw that it was a beauty parlor. After some thinking (and a closer look) I found that "कैलोपतरा" was actually meant to be "Cleopatra"...
- We love it when we speed through the traffic light turning from yellow to red and cross the signal just in time...
.... and last of all...
- We all enjoy watching tele-marketing shows... "main bahut pareshaaaaan thaaaa... fir mujhe mila najar suraksha yantra... agar aap abhi order karte hain to aapko milega ek ke sath ek freeeeeeeeeee.... "
