Some totally random thoughts...


- We all love to see the spam email that reads "Congratulations!!! You've won 89,389,550 dollars..."

- Whatever may be the call rates, the caller always feels happy if the call duration ends on 59th second... of any minute..

- If you call any person after a long while; you would definitly hear the question within few minutes: "और, मौसम कैसा है वहां पर? (how is the weather)"... as if they can do something about it...

- One who buys loads of stuff is suppossed to be filthy rich, but in fact he might have become poor because his money was spent in shopping...

- When we don't have to say anything during chat we type... "hmmm...."


- We might spend hundreds on 'faltu' shopping, but would always try to park the vehicle elsewhere to avoid parking charges...

- A transliteration gone awry - one day I was passing through a market when I noticed a board on a shop that read "कैलोपतरा" (kailopatra). I thought that someone is referring to "Kaila Devi"; but then I saw that it was a beauty parlor. After some thinking (and a closer look) I found that "कैलोपतरा" was actually meant to be "Cleopatra"...

- We love it when we speed through the traffic light turning from yellow to red and cross the signal just in time...

.... and last of all...

- We all enjoy watching tele-marketing shows... "main bahut pareshaaaaan thaaaa... fir mujhe mila najar suraksha yantra... agar aap abhi order karte hain to aapko milega ek ke sath ek freeeeeeeeeee.... "

5 comments:

Mahesh said...

nice lines..... all true....

Shailendra Verma said...

ha ha ha...
tell me one thing...
"और, मौसम कैसा है वहां पर?"

and at last....hmmmm....

Nice one Gul....u hit again :)

Khalifa Sabir said...

shandaar ek number !!!

Deepesh Mehta said...

Ek number...
Ye random thoughts ko Indore me "Suddha Bakar" bolate hai. :)

aur every one likes this bakar :)
Aur mosam kaisa hai...

some more are -
- When some one came from out of city to Suppose indore. Then one person call to that person and ask "Aur bhiya aa gaye?(did you come)" it means he wants to confirm that are you actually came in one peace.

- When some one skid/sleep/fall down then other comes and ask "Lagi to ni" (Are you alright?)... how it is possible to being alright?

So Keep BAKAR always :)

Anand Mohan Shrivastava said...

thanks all...
@Deepesh: If we talk about Indore specifically then lot many can be added.. .for e.g. for calling someone towards us, we normally say "aan do aan do aan do..."; to send someone in opposite direction, we would first go to that direction and then say "aan do aan do aan do..." :D

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